The
accused, Mr. Rusty Hook is being charged for outraging the modesty of the
complainant, 36 year old Ms. Melanie Bright. It has been alleged that on the
day of occurrence the complainant was on her way to a dinner party at a well
known club. As she got out of the car and headed towards the gate, she bent
forward to adjust the straps of her stilettos. It was at this moment that the
accused attacked her from the back and snapped open her blouse. The complainant
tried her best to save the situation but the crime was already committed. The
complainant was exposed bodily in a public place and was subjected to extreme
humiliation and loss of dignity. Initially, the accused was nowhere to be seen
but on a thorough search he was found trying to hide under a car. He has been
arrested and is being produced before this Honourable Court.
Judge: Do
you have anything to say in your defence Mr. Hook?
Rusty Hook
(tearfully): Me no does any crime Sir. Me old and feeble. But Madam fat and I
hold on tight. When Madam bend, I break me leg and fall off. Me no does any
crime Sir. Me just a Rusty Hook.
